Exactly 1.22am on Sunday 4th October 2020 St Peters was woken up by a very irrational banging on his front door. St Peters rushed to the door and opened it; “oh it is you. You are not due here yet Donald. Go back “and shut the door.
The thudding continued.
“You are not due here yet Mr Trump. Your lies count should be 9.7 million, you reached 5.6 million therefore there is still a long way to go and we will have to find a separate Hell Cell for you as none of your friends want you near them . Jeffrey, Adolph and about 300 000 Americans came during the last few months are refusing to allow you near them. They are even prepared to build a 100 metre high wall across their section of the hell and wherever you are going to be. Go back I am not ready for you.
Suddenly Trump started breathing from his ICU bed in Walter Reed military hospital creating a great sigh of relief from the army of surgeons standing around his bed. It was exactly 1.25am 4th October 2020.
So his life has been extended to continue his mission of mendacity until the final figure of 9.6 million lies is reached.