Mathematician : How do you write 4 in 5

Chinese: Is this a joke?

Japanese: Impossible

American: The question is wrong

The English: Not found on the Internet

Jaffna Man: F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Tamils  everywhere in the World in financé, business, medicine, Engineering etc. Anything to do with using the brain . Sorry, and in Petrol stations

English: Can you swim?

Srilankan: No

English: Then  a dog is better than you because a dog can swim

Srilankan: Can you swim?

English: Yes of course

Srilankan: Then what is the difference between you and a dog?

English: Why are you all Srilankans differ in colours? Look we are all White

Srilankan: Horses are different in colour but donkeys are all the same colour